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This is what my husband does.
“Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”
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Look it is my fiancee and her illuminating eye.
Shes a makeup artist, get at her.
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Oh my goodness. My tumblr is now sanctioned and christened.
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The evolution of a painting. Once again practicing in acrylics and was able to pull off my latest work “Blah Blah” on a horrible wood panel. It represents my take on all these conspiracies that are popular in today’s society. But anyways….
I start off with a sketch on the panel of all the basic shapes. Then I move on with the “rough draft” of the details. I work it until I am happy with the colors. Only when I am sure I add my black. Black can either make or break your painting so be cautious. I end by adding white for the highlights and teeth. I sign it and voila! Bela Pintura! Obrigado pela leitura! Thanks for reading.
♥ When I was younger I always wondered why I loved this picture so much and I just realized today that it was because It would be my future. I cant wait for the times where he comes home and I can kiss him just like this. I can honestly say that I will be proud to be a Navy Wife because you have to be a strong woman to do so. I love him.9.19.06
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I would of appreciated
salomon roman
You know, I would of appreciated
if when I was younger
When I thought girls where boogers
And lions where gods
someone told me, that life in the future
was not going to be what I thought
They should of told me that my parents where gonna struggle with money
At least let me know that the little bear container was only 42% real honey
It is quite embarrasing in fact
When I was in 1st grade they actually pointed out where Santa lived on a map
Obidiently writing letters to him that never got answered back
How stupid is that
So forget your teachers children let me make an appeal
give you the scoop on life you know the real deal
First, theres no such thing as slipping on a banana peel
second, Santa Clause and his reindeer, yup not real
Sorry but its parents man they tell you what they believe to be ideal
I mean dont get me wrong kid its still wrong to steal
When I was younger they told me about the tooth fairy, a type of mystical transporter
Your tooth would fall off shell break into your house and exchange your tooth for a quarter
What is it that she wants with a tooth?
Its kind of pedophilish of her to tell you the truth
listen
They are going to tell you that babies come from kissing your soul mate
Dont believe in the hype
because you can make a baby from a drunken night with your date
while getting herpes, the worst type
Someone is going to die
Sorry but its the way you’ll learn about life
You’ll get your heart broke you’ll learn about guns and knifes
and youll eventually hopefully find a husband or wife
i cant wait until you learn the wonders of communication
Social Networking sites connecting you to different nations
The wonders of turkey bacon and tempations and dalmatians
And driving your own car turning to your own radio station
Maybe If someone had gave me the insight on what was real and what was a lie
I would of been a better person looking out through different eyes
It probably isnt a big deal maybe Im being dramatic and wasting my time
I still would of appreciated it though instead of writing all these rhymes
<3
My First Graphic for clothing line. lol
